| Friend: | I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name.<3 |
| Me: | ... |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | .... |
| Friend: | ... |
| Me: | Well then you're a stupid cunt. |
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
